Kev’s Guide To… Christmas

Kev’s Guide to Christmas – ARTWORK TBC

By Kevin Iddon

Four years in the making and fuelled entirely by mince pies and mild panic, Kev’s Guide to Christmas is finally here.

This is the ultimate festive survival guide for real people. The ones who forget the batteries, burn the pigs in blankets, and discover on Christmas Eve that they’ve bought two left shoes for someone’s present. From Boxing Day chaos and school nativities gone wrong to the eternal mystery of how Father Christmas manages to visit every child on Earth without breaking the speed limit, this book covers it all.

There are stories from my own family Christmases too, including Orlando in the fake snow, the Celebration light switch-on, and the unforgettable year Teddy broke his iPad in a festive tantrum. It’s honest, hilarious, and full of heart, reminding us that behind every perfect Christmas photo there’s probably a half-cooked turkey and a missing roll of Sellotape.

The perfect Christmas gift for:

Dads, mums, grandparents, and anyone who’s ever tried to put up a tree that leans to the left

People who love Christmas but occasionally need a breather (or a brandy) to survive it

Anyone who enjoys laughing at the madness of the most wonderful time of the year

All UK preorders will be personally signed by me.

Preorder before 27 November to have your name printed in the Thank You and Merry Christmas section of the book.

Release date: 12 December.

Funny, festive, and just about relatable enough to make you feel better about your own Christmas disasters.